They work at convenience stores, moving companies and loading docks
...Watch NASCAR
...Keep Old Milwaukee in business
...Chew tobacco
...Have dogs that run through the neighborhood and shit on your lawn
...Live in trailer parks and build elaborate porches on double-wides
...Go shirtless at football games
...Buy Lee Greenwood albums
...Have those stupid "Calvin pissing on the other truck brand's logo" stickers on their pickups
...Get drunk and throw their drinks at the opposing team's fans after a loss (sadly, this was inspired by a Gator fan)
...Pretend not to like the Dixie Chicks (but secretly wish they could put the mushroom stamp on any one of them)
...Buy Kiss collectables
...Shop at Super Wal-Mart

...and remind us all that it's not really about how much money or how many teeth you have, but how big the wheels on your vehicle are.

Thank you, rednecks, for making me treasure my education and middle-class upbringing that much more.</font>

Tags: humor, pop culture, rants
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