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If the Burger King ever showed up at my bedroom window I would beat his creepy papier mache head inside out with a golf club. Then I would take his sandwich and those supercool pinky rings.

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whiterice From: [info]whiterice Date: April 25th, 2005 01:59 pm (UTC) (link)
my friend natalie works for that ad agency. she's a gearologist.
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revenant5 From: [info]revenant5 Date: April 25th, 2005 08:25 pm (UTC) (link)
Well, then she needs to do us all a little public service and either a) kill the Burger King, which I doubt would do any good because another would almost certainly rise to take his place, like the Sith, or b)kill the entire creative and account staff of the agency, as well as the marketing department at Burger King. Incidentally, in both case a) and b), she will be required to secure for me at least one pinky ring.
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