So, I was sitting in a meeting with the regional marketing manager and my boss today, and they were talking about a new PR agency they hired. This agency made the suggestion that they should do some so-called "gorilla marketing," and I thought, 'that's an awesome idea! You never see gorillas driving our cars.'

And, you see, there are so many gorilla-friendly benefits of owning a Mercedes-Benz. We never talk about those things, and we could really leverage them to bring in the gorilla market like never before. And, we could write it off as a diversity expense.

I'm talking about features like:

Banana-shaped shift knobs
High ground clearances and roof racks, so you can scale to the top of the vehicle and rage at the heavens
Extra barrel storage capacity in the rear
Feces-resistant upholstery
Automated tick-pullers
Unicycle racks
Sound proofing, so no one can hear your damsel scream

I think this could be a real gold mine.

Tags: advertising, humor, work
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