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I left a broken lawnmower and an old, worn-out and slightly broken futon out for trash pickup tomorrow morning. I went out to take the rest of the trash to the street a few minutes ago, and the only thing left was the futon cushion. And I was annoyed.

Don't mistake me- whichever of my neighbors wanted them, they're welcome to a lawnmower that has completely seized and a futon broken in the middle so sitting at its edges was like sitting on the track at Daytona International Speedway. Good luck to them. Caveat emptor.

No, what annoyed me was the fact that those two items have been cluttering up my garage for five fucking months and I thought I couldn't get rid of them because I couldn't find the number for the trash collection company to schedule a large pickup. Apparently, I underestimated the scavenging proclivities of my neighbors. Well, to be honest, I think it's a little skeevy to rummage through someone else's trash. But it does explain the weird sounds of a truck I heard earlier.

soundtrack: Iron Horse- Unforgiven

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