A great victory has been won. To all of my fellow combatants in this war, I say huzzah and kudos, for we have vanquished a terrible foe. And we did it as we do most things in this day and age- with the mere click of a button. Thank you to everyone who joined with me in changing the channel every time "Crossing Over with John Edward" came on the television. Our diligence and dedication has led to its cancellation. So rejoice, my comrades, the day is won.

Tags: humor, tv
hey little fella, how are you doing today?: jubilant
soundtrack: Everclear- So Much for the Afterglow